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    October 13

    新疆扒窃党 (此文无Ending,入者慎,标题要长~~~~~~~~~)

    长假后的第一天
    起个大早倒还算神志清醒

    上班路上邂逅新疆友人若干类聚
    心生一念:
    扒窃党!

    即刻自省:
    56个民族
    56朵花
    56个兄弟姐妹.......
    操你妈!

    迅雷不及掩耳盗铃
    一贼手伸向偶前方一百姓背包内!

    操!嚣张!
    你离我远点我就当没看见,
    你tmd离我太近了!!!
    不阻止一下不是侮辱我的人格吗?

    遂箭步制止

    此百姓一惊,而后莫名,而后走人....
    挥一挥衣袖,不带走一片云彩,
    潇洒自如,望尘莫及
    tmd说一声谢谢会死啊

    霎时,
    背后河东狮吼
    只闻精心设计、倒背如流的恐吓

    回头
    一新疆母的朝我开骂
    边骂边向我走来
    走着走着
    发现不对了
    身高不是一个档次
    没气势

    顿时看到其身后有俩新疆彪形大汉
    我靠,
    惹不起
    我闪

    拨110
    有事找警察叔叔

    (一个有悬念的结局....)

    说过没Ending的。。。。。

    Comments (10)

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    clover yingwrote:
    我通常看到新疆人,都穿马路,对面走的。。。。
    Oct. 17
    Luke Shiwrote:
    ATao还是GCD培育出来的好花朵
    话说还是要练就樱木杀死人的眼神才可以以身试胆啊~~

    看看LS猪多童鞋把,不是看客就是讽刺嘲笑
    杯具啊~~
    Oct. 17
    Taya Tengwrote:
    想当初 我去正大广场逛街的时候 也有同样遭遇…… 还好那里不是我的日常活动范围…… 那天街也没逛 直接打的回家了…… 要是在上班途中…… 我估计我还是自保优先……
    Oct. 15
    Wen Jiangwrote:
    侬文笔哈好呀~哈哈!估计明天上班还要抖一抖
    Oct. 15
    文佳 俞wrote:
    表扬,盛赞!
    Oct. 15
    Chris Xwrote:
    ms某人第二天躲在家里没去上班...
    Oct. 15
    志鹏 范wrote:
    写的真低俗。。。。cnm都用上了
    Oct. 15
    安 安 猫wrote:
    哈嘲~~标题要长一刚。。。。 套套虽然身材魁梧,但是表情还不够狰狞,下次小心了
    Oct. 14
    你不也挺魁梧的么。。。
    Oct. 14
    Jiao Awrote:
    这个ending够悬疑
    Oct. 13

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